The Official James Olsen Website

The amount of email I get regarding the “famous Olsen twins” amazes me a bit, since this website has nothing to do with them.

I’m sure, a few generations back, I’m related to them, but we’ve never met at a family reunion (and never will, I’m sure) and they wouldn’t know me or my family from Adam.

I’m sure my own children would love to meet their “famous relatives”, but it’s one of those things that will probably never happen.

So, I’m sorry to disappoint you if you came here looking for Mary-Kate and Ashley, but I don’t know them personally and have no way to pass on comments or fan mail to them.